OH MY GOD! Thank you so much to whoever submitted these. I’ve been seeing these on the train and never got a chance to take a photo of them! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
They have another one that says, “Always give your seat to a pregnant woman, unless she’s wearing a Red Sox hat.” And, “MSG Network is the home of the Knicks, just like Central Park is home of aggressive pigeons.” And, “Express trains make less stops, like Flyers goalies.”